Why Boosa is NOT Your Get Out of Jail Free Card, Vol. 19
Last night I was drunk and my phone died at the bar, so I asked a cop if he could take me home and he said yeah and took me to jail.— Patrick pompilio (@PatrickPompilio) July 13, 2018
I feel like too many of our blog posts involve drunken exploits in the early A.M. Anyone else feeling that way?
Moral of the story: if you're going out, take a power bank with you.